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The Fourth Intruder

by John Langan

Issue #8, Winter 2024

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When he returned the sword to its place over the bar, Gull had no expectation of taking it down again anytime soon, and certainly not the following morning. For one thing, the muscles of his arms and back, his legs, his chest—Seven Hells, it was simpler to say his entire body—hurt so much he indulged in a hot bath in one of the nice rooms usually reserved for high-paying guests. Such guests rarely sought lodging at Montreau’s Sword, which lessened the indulgence a bit; although, he reflected as he lowered into the steaming tub, it would be just his luck if that exact sort of visitor knocked at his front door now. Even with the benefits of the bath and a generous pour of strong wine, Gull expected he would move slowly and stiffly for days to come. Merely reaching for the sword would require heroic effort.

 

For another thing, last night was the only time Gull had drawn the longsword since he mustered out and purchased the tavern. Drawing it again so soon seemed implausible. Indeed, despite the effects of the hot water and the potent wine, his brain still buzzed with what had unfolded in the old barn next to the harbor wall, which kept sleep at arm’s length and sent him back downstairs to the bar. There were any number of routine tasks he had been putting off—checking the inventories of beer and wine, of smoked fish and meat, of the fresher meat in the ice cellar, noting the amounts needed and drawing up an order for Stolo, the merchant who procured the tavern’s necessities for him. Still-wet hair tied back with a length of string, dressed in a baggy shirt, worn breeks, and old boots, Gull counted his stock, estimated what was needed against what could be afforded, and prepared his list for Stolo. This passed the hours until dawn but brought him no closer to sleep. Next, he went through the glasses, mugs, bowls, plates, and cutlery, inspecting them for smudges and spots and taking a cloth to the blemishes he found. He retrieved Pertra’s broom from its closet and swept the floor’s wooden planks, navigating around the thick beams that supported the ceiling and the rooms above. All the while, as he tallied the carrots and turnips, as he rubbed the dishcloth on the rim of a bowl, as he whisked the broom around the base of a column carved with years of mementos, his thoughts fizzed and popped with memories of the past night. If there was any consolation to be found as the high-set windows glowed with the dawn, it lay in the fact that last night’s escapade was the sort of thing which happened once in a lifetime, the story he would bore customers with in his dotage.

 

As a child, Gull had believed in the relentless adventures of the great heroes—stoic Mellock of the Lance, ferocious Cengo the Cleaver, wily Issel the Rat—but his time first as a conscript in the High Priest’s army, then as part of Val Vardo’s mercenary forces, had given the lie to those stories; or at least, qualified them dramatically. Yes, he had served as a cook in both forces, but the chow line was where you spoke with everyone from general to private, and where you overheard all manner of conversation. Based on two decades of such intelligence, he concluded that, outside a military campaign, the circumstances under which you would be required to unlimber your sword twice in a row were unlikely to the point of impossible. Even those non-military professions which seemed as if they would necessitate frequent recourse to the sword tended, on closer inspection, to eschew it. Members of the Clerical Guard preferred short, heavy staves for enforcing the law, and in quarters too close for them, shorter, heavier clubs. Thieves favored knives, as much for their use as tools as weapons; assassins practiced their deadly trade from a distance, through the safety of poisons delivered via letter or, when absolutely necessary, the tip of a blowgun’s dart.

 

Which was to say, when the three bravos stepped down into the bar and, finding it early-morning empty, locked the door behind them and withdrew long daggers from their knee-length coats, Gull did not immediately think of the sword. Within the bar’s cramped confines, with its low ceiling and forest of supports, using a sword effectively required a dexterity he didn’t think he’d ever possessed, even as a young man practicing with his father’s blade behind their lodgings. Rather, he let his left hand drop below the surface of the bar, where a club not dissimilar to those employed by the Guard sat on a shallow shelf. Its mahogany length wrapped in iron bands, those bands covered in raised studs, it was a legacy from the tavern’s previous owners, and Gull had found it useful in dealing with patrons whose inebriation encouraged them to sloppy violence, as well as the few amateur thieves who judged him an easy mark. The Dissuader, its previous owners named it, and a crack on the knuckles from it was generally enough to bring a drunk to their senses, or at least to stop whatever foolery they were engaged in. It caused aspiring thieves to drop whatever weapon they thought they were threatening him with and flee the premises, too. Gull’s fingers closed around the Dissuader while the trio of men walked toward the bar.

 

The one taking the lead, such as it was, was likely in charge, or liked to fancy himself in the role. Indoors, he kept on a hat with an oversized brim and hawk’s tailfeather stuck in the hatband (the current fashion, Gull understood). His pointed chin was accented with a blond tuft of beard (also in fashion), and if his coat was of plainer make (though thick enough, Gull judged, to frustrate the bite of one of the unliving, and possibly to blunt the thrust of a dagger), the boots which clopped across the floor had the sound of money. A rooster, Gull thought, a threat on his own perhaps, but more important as a distraction from the men trailing behind him, their blunt faces similar enough to make them cousins, if not brothers.

 

In contrast to the rooster’s finery, these men dressed plainly: dull caps, worn coats, scuffed boots; the blades of their knives shone, however, and Gull guessed their coats no less resilient than their leader’s. The one to Gull’s left carried a satchel made from the beast hide in his left hand, the contents sufficiently weighty to drag his arm down, and this decided Gull: if (and probably when) the situation soured toward violence, he would deal with the other men first. The bag carrier would have to release his burden and adjust his balance. Engaging three opponents was a tricky business, one in which a multitude of factors came into play: the characters and tendencies of the combatants; their training individually and, in the case of the trio, together; their relationship with one another (as concerned the trio). A good deal of observation, estimation, and calculation had to be done very quickly, and the instant the fight began, all of it might prove useless. If you could handle them one or even two at a time, your chances improved significantly, but who could say the trio wouldn’t lunge across the bar top at him in a coordinated strike? Gull was not wearing a heavy coat, just a linen shirt and a pair of breeks that had seen better days, little defense against the daggers in the bravos’ grips. His fingers tightened on the Dissuader, heart thudding in his breast. His face, he knew, would be flushed, reddened as it was whenever emotion surprised him. How ironic, he thought, to survive the bowel-loosening insanity of the previous night, only to meet his end at the hands of random thieves.

 

Doing his best to keep his voice level, he said, “Good morning. You fellows are up early.”

 

The leader touched the tip of his knife to his hat brim. “Good morning.”

 

“And what is our business to be?”

 

“Business?” the man said. “No one has said anything about business.” He spoke like an educated man.

 

“You’ve locked my door,” Gull said, nodding at it. “That must mean there is a matter you wish to discuss with me; one important enough you’d prefer we were not disturbed. Or,” he added, “you mean to rob me.”

 

“Ah,” the man said. He had stopped a foot or so from the edge of the bar, far enough to keep him out of range should Gull swing. His companions halted behind him.

 

“Which,” Gull said, “I would not blame you for contemplating. Montreau’s Sword,” he waved his right hand, encompassing the bar top, tables and chairs, stairs to the lodgings, door to the kitchen, “does a fine trade—a robust trade, I daresay. Some might wonder at this, as we are a few streets off the beaten path, so to speak. But you see, the very obscurity of the establishment makes it attractive to all manner of customers. Looking for a few hours’ peace from the spouse? Need relief from the demands of the boss, or the whining of the workers? Why, here we are.”

 

The leader opened his mouth; Gull preempted his speech with his hand held palm-out. “We also serve the needs of a more elect clientele. The Clerical Guard appreciate a location at which they can enjoy a little refreshment outside the prying eyes of their superiors. They have also been known to procure a private room in which to indulge their milder vices. We are outside the territories of the river gangs, which makes us more attractive to those members seeking a respite from their never-ending feuds. We are not so far from the river itself, not to mention, the Great Northern and Great Trade Roads, and our reputation is sufficient that travelers from all over, sailors and merchants, privateers and mercenaries, journey the extra distance to drink, sup, and stay with us.”

 

Gull’s outstretched hand halted whatever words were attempting to find their way out of the leader’s mouth. “All of which is to say that yes, you might very well rob me—I'll do my best to prevent it, but I’m one man and you’re three, and while I have more knowledge of the fighting arts than you might think looking at me, the same knowledge tells me one against three is not good odds, and if I were a betting man, I’d lay my money on you. That’s in the short term, the here-and-now. In the longer term, which begins the moment you unlock the front door and exit with whatever you’ve managed to stuff into the pockets of your coats and which continues for I cannot say how long—though I would guess not very long, just until word of your actions gets out—I do not fancy your chances at all. No, not when the Clerical Guard, and the river gangs, and who knows how many pirates and swordsmen, are looking to settle up with the fellows who plundered their favorite establishment. I doubt the three of you are together all the time. Even you fellows standing behind your boss, here—”

 

“He ain’t our boss,” said the one not holding the bag.

 

“My mistake,” Gull said. “I’m sorry: are the two of you brothers?”

 

“Half-brothers,” the one holding the bag said. “Same ma, different pas.”

 

“I thought I spotted a resemblance,” Gull said. He was talking too much, he knew, the same nervous energy that had fueled cleaning the bar pushing words out of his mouth like eggs from a fish. “My point is, even a pair of brothers—sorry, half-brothers like you must desire some time apart. And when you do go off on your own, what will you do should a group of Clerical Guards surround you? Or could be, it’s members of one of the river gangs, the Wharf Rats or the Drowned Men. Or—well, you understand my point. You’ll end up losing an eye, an ear, several fingers—the end of your nose might be sliced off, your tongue taken. You could suffer one of those belly wounds that festers and stinks for days, and all the time you lie there, crying from the pain, begging for some kind soul to take pity on you and end your suffering.” Gull shook his head, tsk-ing. “Nasty way to die. And that’s assuming a zombie doesn’t find you, first. They say there’s none of them left—at least within the bounds of the city—but serving the customers I do, you’re privy to all sorts of secret information. Do you know? The story about their drool—that it keeps you alive while they devour you—there’s some truth to it.

 

“All of that, because you locked a door you shouldn’t have.

 

“Of course,” Gull said, “it’s possible to reconsider your course of action and change it, choose a better one. For example, you might help me sample the latest version of the house special.” He released the Dissuader to gesture behind him on the left, where a wooden cask the size of a large child or a small man rested on its own, specially reinforced shelf. “We call this fellow the Ruminator,” he said, returning his hand to the club, “for he sits up there and ruminates on the ingredients we give him and formulates them into a vintage unlike anything else near or far. Indeed, some of my return customers have sailed from distant ports and ridden from distant cities just to sample the latest product of the Ruminator’s deliberations.”

 

Gull paused, to allow the trio time to weigh his words. It was horseshit, all of it, loose, runny horseshit. Yes, there was a member of the Guard—Stavos—who stopped in from time to time, but Gull doubted he shared the fact with the rest of his abstemious comrades. There had been customers whose dress hinted they might be affiliated with one of the river gangs, but they had not offered this information nor had Gull asked it of them. He had poured for the occasional sailor, merchant, even some of his former colleagues from Val Vardo’s legions, but as often as not, because they had lost their way to a better destination and come in here looking for directions. What Gull had described to the trio of would-be thieves (he was positive) was the future he imagined for the tavern when he passed the previous owners the bags of gold coins. What he oversaw was something else, a neighborhood establishment whose patrons were principally from the surrounding streets—in a few cases farther afield—and motivated by what Gull assumed was long habit predating his taking ownership. If the bravos decided to rob him and succeeded, the only certain vengeance awaiting them would come in the next life.

 

As for the house specialty, that was a fancy name for the combined remnants of bottles left half-finished and less at the close of business each day, cheap vintages not worth the effort to recork. But pour them in an impressive looking cask with a handful of the right spices and you could prolong their lives. Gull estimated a third of his regulars saw through the deception, but they liked the sharp taste of the blend enough not to care.

 

Deception of various stripes seemed to be his stock-and-trade this weather, though the stakes were never as high as they were with these three and their blades. But if he could convince a skeptical diner that the daily stew was full of the tenderest cuts of young lamb, simmered in a secret mix of herbs and seasoning, and not fatty chunks of goat boiled in cheap wine, then Gull judged he might have a chance at convincing the aspiring thieves to abandon their plans.

 

Already, his wager appeared to be paying off: with an apologetic grimace, the leader returned his weapon to its pocket and nodded for his associates to do the same. “Perhaps,” the man said, “we have given the wrong impression. We are not here to rob, but to buy.”

 

“Oh?” Gull said. “Why the knives, then?”

 

“For our protection,” the man said. “Word of your exploits this night gone has spread quickly.”

 

“Exploits?” Gull said, amazed though he knew he shouldn’t be. If you wanted to ensure the entire neighborhood—Seven Hells, this half of the city—knew something, all you had to do was pick a random passer-by and tell them you had a secret for them to keep. The encounter that had left his muscles sore and his mind weary hadn’t felt much like an exploit: it had been a damned catastrophe, from which he figured he had used up any remaining luck he owned extricating himself.

 

Whatever gloss had been added to the events in the barn loft, it had dazzled the eyes of this fellow and from the expressions on their faces, his companions. “I hope you can appreciate our caution,” the man said.

 

Gull wasn’t sure if it was caution or an explanation invented on the spot but decided to let the difference alone. He relaxed his grip on the Dissuader, but kept his hand on the club. “And I suppose locking the door was for privacy, after all.”

 

“Yes,” the man said. Gull could see the lie spreading across his face, which did not bother him especially. A person who knew they were dishonest, he had found, was in general easier to deal with than one who was unaware of it. “All right,” he said, “what’s so important it demands my uninterrupted attention?”

 

The man pointed with his right hand at the sword displayed on the wall behind Gull. “That,” he said.

 

Gull glanced over his shoulder. Of course the fellow meant the sword. If he knew, in whatever garbled fashion, about the events of the night past, then he would have some idea of what the sword had done—or rather, allowed Gull to do.

 

“My associates and I,” the man said, “represent a party who is interested in yon blade. Very interested, I should say—excited is not too strong a word—so much so that the instant he learned of it, he dispatched the three of us to this establishment to enter into negotiations with you for its purchase.”

 

“This?” Gull said, jerking his head at it. “Fellows, I don’t know what you heard, but the sword is entirely for show. It’s a replica of Montreau’s sword, not the actual thing. No one knows where that is.” Immediately, he knew he was not going to sell the sword to these fellows—to anyone, for any amount of money. It was true: as far as he knew, this was not Montreau’s legendary blade. What the previous night had shown it to be was an object of some indeterminate power, which Gull intended to keep under his watch until a better option presented itself. This trio was not that option.

 

With his left hand, the man withdrew from another pocket a drawstring purse the size of a man’s fist. He set the fawn-colored bag on the bar top, untied the string securing it, and pushed it over. From its open neck, a half dozen translucent stones clattered over the polished wood, red, green, and blue. Gull was no jeweler, but was reasonably certain he recognized rubies, emeralds, and a large sapphire; nor did the purse appear to be close to empty. Doing his best to mask his shock at being presented an amount sufficient to purchase the tavern itself, let alone the sword, he said, “What is this, exactly?”

 

“What’s it look like?” said the man holding the satchel.

 

“Colored glass,” Gull said, squinting a little as if studying the gems. “Pretty, but I don’t know why you’re showing them to me.”

 

The leader flushed. Younger, then, than Gull first estimated. The man without the satchel said, “Hey, Damico, what’s he on about?”

 

“Nothing,” the leader—Damico—said. “He’s toying with us.”

 

“Respectfully,” Gull said, raising his left hand in a calming gesture, “I am doing no such thing. I am not acquainted with any of you fellows, but I can see you are serious men, all of you. I would not for a single instant think of mocking you. Nevertheless, what you have shown me is so much pretty glass. May I?” He nodded at the gems and without waiting for Damico’s permission, picked up the sapphire with his thumb and index finger. Lifting it to his eye, he turned it side to side, affecting the expression Magg, his cook, put on whenever he surveyed whatever dubious meat and exhausted vegetables comprised the day’s meal. He grunted, the way Magg did while holding a potato sprouted with eyes.

 

“What is it?” the man holding the satchel said.

 

“What do you see?” his half-brother said.

 

“He doesn’t see anything,” Damico said. “I told you, he’s mocking us.” But the irritation crisping his words was undercut by another emotion: doubt? Anxiety?

 

The thing was, Gull had noticed something within the sapphire’s perfect blue depths, what he initially took for a flaw but which upon further inspection appeared to be a figure of some kind, perhaps a letter—though if it was a letter, it was from the ranks of no alphabet known to him. Almost, it resembled one of the petroglyphs carved on the stelae lining the upper reaches of the Great Northern Road. As far as Gull knew, there was no way to mark a precious stone in this manner—except by sorcery. His pulse, which had been slowing, sped into a run, the hairs on his forearms rising. Removing the sapphire from his eye, he set it next to the other precious stones, shaking his head. “It’s excellent work,” he said. “I can understand how a person might be deceived. But if you study this carefully, you’ll see a flaw in its very center.”

 

“Impossible,” Damico said.

 

“Please,” Gull said, sweeping his hand over the gems, “check for yourself.”

 

“Let me through,” the man without the bag said, shouldering past Damico to the bar top and seizing the sapphire between his thick fingers. (His nails, Gull noticed, were ragged, chewed almost to the quick.) Closing his right eye, the man screwed up his left. He angled the gem this way and that, licking his lips nervously. “What,” he muttered, “what.” His eyebrows lifted, and he said, “Shit. Shit. Shit.” He turned and hurled the stone at the front door with considerable force. It whapped off the wood and went skipping across the floor, disappearing under a table.

 

“You saw it, too,” Gull said.

 

“Shit!” the man said.

 

“What is it, Figer?” his half-brother said.

 

“It’s shit, is what it is,” the man—Figer—said. He grabbed another stone, a ruby, inspected it, then sent it flying after the sapphire. Flashing across the pools of morning light on the floor, it rattled under another table. He repeated the process with the remaining gems on the bar, checking each before flinging it at the door, growing angrier with every throw. When he was finished, he reached for the fawn purse, but Damico snatched it from the bar, hissing, “Have you taken leave of your senses?”

 

“You,” Figer said, jabbing a heavy finger at him, “are either an idiot, or you think Nok and me are.”

 

Damico’s face darkened from scarlet to beet. His right hand stole into the pocket to which he had returned his knife. Figer stepped clear of the bar, hand moving to his coat pocket.

 

“If I may,” Gull said. He was, he judged, on the verge of convincing the trio to unlock the front door and abandon their enterprise. At least, Figer and his half-brother—Nok—appeared ready to leave. That was fine. Deprived of his hulking accomplices, Damico would be easier to handle. (The ensorcelled gems were still a concern, but cook the onions first, as the saying went, before you add the meat.) He said, “There is a third, more forgiving explanation. Your spokesman is young, and in his inexperience has made an understandable mistake. After all, which of us has not dreamed of discovering a horde of treasure? I suspect your friend is guilty only of a robust imagination, which has turned glass costumery into a fortune in gems and a well-made replica into a legendary weapon.”

 

“He’s guilty of wasting our time, is what,” Nok said. “Fools we were, to listen to him.”

 

“That is enough!” Damico said, voice quavering. “Nok, bring the satchel.”

 

“Why should I—”

 

“Bring it!” Damico screamed, hammering the bar top with his fist. Fine beads of sweat had broken out on his brow, across his cheeks.

 

Nok looked at his half-brother, who nodded. “Go on.”

 

“All right,” Nok said. He walked to the bar and heaved the satchel onto it, grunting with the effort. The bar top groaned with the weight. Rubbing his shoulder, Nok retreated a step as Damico shoved in front of him. He reached for the neck of the bag, which was held shut by a brass cord looped and secured with an elaborate knot. Unlike its smaller compatriot, the material of the satchel was old, scraped and rough, faded from blue-green to dull gray. The surface was scored with hundreds of what Gull deemed were characters, siblings (perhaps) of the one inscribed in the heart of the sapphire. Dread cold as a mountain spring rushed through him. Damico was fumbling with the knot, one strand of which tightened every time he pulled at another. The young man was biting his upper lip, the way a schoolchild might while attempting to solve a difficult problem in front of the rest of the class. His breaths were coming fast and short, his eyes shining with incipient tears. His fingers slipped on the knot, and he yanked at it in frustration.

 

Figer and Nok exchanged looks. Gull contemplated applying the Dissuader to Damico’s skull, a light tap, to daze him. Doing so, however, might provoke the half-brothers to action as, despite Gull’s success at opening a gap between them, the trio still had enough in common for a move against one to draw a response from the others. Damico tugged at the knot; he pushed his fingers under the bronze ribbon in an effort to force it up and off the bag. It did not move. Somehow, Damico had cut the fingers and palm of his left hand on the fastening, and his blood smeared the knot and the bag’s surface, which seemed to shift ever-so-slightly at the contact, for all the world as if that portion of it was trying to move closer to the young man’s bleeding flesh.

 

The hairs on the back of Gull’s neck prickled. “Hey,” he said. “Hey. You’re hurting yourself. Why don’t you leave that and we’ll have a drink together? On the house,” he added. The cost of three cups of wine seemed negligible compared to what he was watching unfold.

 

Damico ignored him, instead using his uninjured hand to fish his dagger from his coat. Placing his bloody palm against the satchel to steady it, he worked the blade under the fastening and began to saw at it with short, quick strokes. The edge of the knife shrieked on the bronze ribbon, a sound Gull felt in his back teeth. Both half-brothers grimaced at it. Sweat dripped from the end of Damico’s nose, darkened the tuft of hair on his chin. There was no doubt: where his hand was set on the bag, the surrounding material was darker, several shades nearer its original color, the figures incised in it black, as if filling with ink. The hot odor of burning metal wrinkled Gull’s nose. Damico uttered little grunts as his arm sawed back and forth. Tongues of blue flame licked the blade.

 

Gull’s unease turned inside out, shifting from the nape of his neck and forearms to his chest, where his heart seemed to whack in a vast cavernous space. His mouth was dry. Although he couldn’t name the exact stripe of sorcery in front of him, this was undoubtedly a manifestation of the crooked path. In a moment, the situation had gone from slow walk to brisk canter and was on the verge of breaking into a full gallop.

 

“That’s enough of this,” Figer said. “Come on,” he said to Nok. Turning for the door, he called to Gull, “Sorry for the intrusion.”

 

Nok stayed where he was. “Wait,” he said. “I want to see what’s in the sack. I’ve been carrying it long enough, ain’t I?”

 

“Leave it alone,” Figer said.

 

“Just wait,” Nok said, placing a hand on his half-brother's shoulder, an expression of fascinated horror on his face. “For a moment’s all.”

 

Figer paused.

 

Eyes still focused on Damico and the satchel, across whose surface a tide of blue-green now flowed while the young man’s skin paled and his arm jerked, Gull backed away from the bar top one-step two-steps to the stool he had climbed to return the sword to its place. He was expecting the half-brothers—Figer, most likely—to ask him where he was going, but the two of them remained transfixed by the spectacle of Damico and the bag, which already shone with the luster of a living creature. Gull lifted his left foot and set it on the stool’s lower step. To retrieve the sword—which now struck him as a fine, an excellent idea, no matter the confines of the room—he was going to have to turn his back on Damico and, more importantly, on Figer and Nok. There was no remedy for it, and the longer he waited, the worse grew his chances of lifting the blade from its brackets. Once the sword was in his hand, Gull was not sure what would come next. While the weapon had afforded him a degree of protection against the previous night’s perils, the scene developing in front of him appeared of a different nature. But the trio had walked through the front door intent on obtaining the sword by means foul or (eventually) fair, which seemed a (possible) indication it might be effective here. Whatever terrible fate had taken Damico in its slavering jaws was biting down hard. His flesh had gone corpse-gray, tightening against his bones. His eyes were vacant, cloudy, his jaw slack. Incredibly, his right arm continued to drag the knife across the bronze ribbon, whose strands were finally parting with small pops of blue fire, but it was like watching a puppet operated by an amateur. A wave of pity for Damico swept through him. The future the young man had anticipated when he entered the tavern could not have been this.

 

“I’m not watching anymore,” Figer said, once again making for the door. “Come on,” he said to Nok, giving him a light shove. “We don’t need to see this.”

 

“Wait,” Nok said.

 

“No,” Figer said. “Let’s go. Don’t make me leave without you.”

 

“Wait!” Nok said with enough heat for his half-brother to listen to him.

 

This, Gull decided, was as good a moment to make his move as was likely to occur before Damico’s dagger finished its shrieking passage through the last of the bronze ribbon. Slow is smooth and smooth is fast, he thought, his father’s well-worn adage chiming in his memory. Pushing up with his left leg, he brought his right foot to the stool’s upper step, pivoting away from the sight of Damico and the satchel carefully, so not to tip over backwards into the bar top or forwards into the row of expensive bottles, in whose glossy green and brown surfaces he saw the young man’s doom repeated and distorted. He reached both hands over his head to the sword’s wood and metal scabbard, cupping it below the locket on the right and the chape on the left. For a moment, the scabbard felt as if it were caught on the brackets, as if the weapon was as incredulous at being taken down again this soon as Gull was at having to retrieve it, and he had a momentary vision of himself struggling to pull the reluctant blade from its perch while Figer and Nok watched from below. He could see himself losing his balance, crashing into the good bottles, dropping to the floor on his ass, impaling its fleshy abundance on shards of glass large and small. Then whatever protrusion had snagged the scabbard surrendered it, and the weapon was in his grasp. Exhaling a, “Thank you,” to any of the High Gods or their servants who might be listening, he stepped down from the stool, the sword held against his chest. Feet securely on the floor, he turned.

 

And saw Damico’s dagger complete its journey through the bronze ribbon. With no further flash of blue light, the fastening slithered off the satchel. There was a clank like the turning of one of the great locks that secured the city’s main gate. The knife blade snapped at the hilt and fell dully on the bar. Damico’s left hand came loose from the bag and to Gull’s amazement, what remained of him lurched two steps back from the blue-green satchel before tripping on its feet and tumbling to the floor with a clatter like old, dried sticks. With the motion of a flower unfolding its petals, the bag opened, spreading over the surface of the bar top as it revealed its contents.

 

“What in the Seven Hells?” Figer said.

 

In the center of the outstretched satchel sat a skull. Technically, Gull supposed, you would call the object a head; albeit, one that had parted ways with everything below the neck ages ago, centuries, if not longer. White as the mushrooms with which Magg extended the stew, its skin was still visible, constricted against the bone’s angles and curves, the nose collapsed, the eyes dried and shrunk deep within the sockets. The ears were grandparent large, the lobes tattered, as if earrings had been torn from them. Hair fine as cobwebs adhered to the sides and back of the head, impressed against it by its sentence in the bag. In the faintest sky-blue ink, the forehead and cheeks were traced with designs similar to those on the satchel. Gull’s left hand was already on the sword’s hilt. Around the head, the air appeared darker, smokier. A dry odor, the smell of bare rock long baked in the sun, reached Gull’s nose.

“You have got to be shitting me,” Figer said. He gestured at the head in exasperation. “This,” he said to Nok, “is what was so damned heavy?”

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Nok looked abashed. “It was,” he said. “I swear, I thought I was carrying a load of gold coin.”

 

“Why would Damico have you trail around the city with a bag of gold?” Figer said.

 

“I don’t know,” Nok said. “I was doing what he told me.”

 

“Gold...” Figer’s voice trailed away while he studied the head. Thus far, neither he nor his half-brother appeared to have noticed Gull holding that sword for which they had entered the tavern in the first place. The darkness surrounding the head was spreading, obscuring the portion of the room behind it. Neither half-brother saw this, either; or if they did, reckoned it of little account.

 

With a snort, Figer strode over to the head and set one meaty hand on it. “It’s inside,” he said in the tone of someone who has hit on the solution to a difficult riddle. “I wager the interior of old Boney here is filled with solid gold. Or some other precious substance,” he added, his fingers closing on the head. He tensed as if in anticipation of the weight he was about to lift.

 

“Wait,” Gull said. A desiccated head packed with gold? That Damico wanted toted along with him? Couldn’t Figer hear how bizarre, how absurd that sounded? Couldn’t he feel the darkness roiling against his palm, between his fingers?

 

It seemed he could not. Clenching his jaw, he lifted the head off the splayed satchel, his features relaxing from concentration to confusion as he registered the relic’s lightness. Tentatively, he shook the head, as if to dislodge a treasure hidden within, but all to emerge was a scattering of dust, coughing out from between the bared teeth. Figer brought the object to his face, gazing into its shriveled eyes as if they might hold an explanation.

 

So intent was he on the long-dead visage, he failed to see the shudder that rippled through its former container. To be fair, Gull barely caught the movement, himself, his attention focused on Figer and the head whose nimbus of darkness was reaching toward the big man’s plain face. Unsure what the shudder portended, Gull was not expecting the bag to slither to the edge of the bar top and stretch toward Figer, elongating like an enormous leech. This broke Figer’s staring contest with the head. Eyes wide at the end of the bag, swaying side to side as if tasting the air, he said, “What in the Seven Hells?” Gull loosed the sword in its scabbard. There was just enough room, he estimated, for a slash that would halve whatever the creature was; after which, he could deal with the head whose halo of darkness was caressing Figer’s cheek.

 

Before he could draw the sword, the bag-thing leapt from the bar, striking Figer’s face with a wet slap and wrapping around his skull. With a muffled cry, he dropped the head and pawed at the thing. Its surface tore his fingertips, smearing blood over its glossy hide. Still thirsty, the creature drew Figer’s blood into it in crimson streams which drained into the marks scoring it. Stumbling like a drunk, slapping at the thing with his left hand, Figer dug in his coat pocket with his right, searching for and finding his dagger. He set the edge of the blade against the segment of the creature covering his mouth and slashed right to left, opening a vent in the thing from which a thick tide of blood poured. The creature thrashed against him, rocking his head from one side to the other. Figer’s next stroke ran diagonally up the thing, releasing more of what Gull supposed was Damico’s blood. The creature spasmed, uncovering Figer’s mouth. As the man inhaled great gulps of air, Gull saw the flesh peeled from his jaw, baring bloody muscle. “Gods!” he screamed. “Gods! Will nobody help me? It’s in my damned eyes! It’s in my eyes!”

 

Figer had moved too far from the bar top for Gull to reach him across it. Ten years ago—Seven Hells, five—he might have tried vaulting the bar, but he did not rate the odds of him doing so now worth risking, especially with muscles still sore from the previous night. He let the scabbard drop and ran for the end of the bar, grateful the floor was not wet with the usual assortment of spilled drinks. He rounded the corner of the bar in time to watch Nok shout, “Brother!” and plunge his dagger into the creature—and through to the side of Figer’s head; just behind the ear, Gull judged. Blood gouted over Nok’s hand. Figer stiffened, then crumpled heavily. Horrified, Nok cried out, “Figer! No!” and fell to his knees beside him. “Hold on!” Gull said, but already, Nok was tugging the dagger from his half-brother’s head, as if removing it might seal the mortal wound it had delivered. Freed, the creature released its grip on Figer and slid onto the floor, revealing his skinned face, mapped in red muscle, his nose half-consumed, his eyes scoured sockets.

 

Nok shrieked, scrambling away from the ruin of Figer’s features, in the process planting his hand on the bag thing’s scored and bloody form. Instantly, the creature surged up the sleeve of his coat, making a gory race towards his head. Nok screamed and stabbed the thing, driving in the knife, pinning the thing to his arm above the elbow. It continued to stretch toward his face, but the blade held it in place, keeping its end a hands-breadth from his collar. Finding itself stuck, the creature lashed back and forth, splashing blood this way and that. Nok whined as Gull approached him.

 

“What is it?” he said through chattering teeth.

 

“No idea,” Gull said. “You brought it here, remember?”

 

“I didn’t know,” Nok said. “We didn’t know. Figer and me.” He gasped and sobbed.

 

Gull said nothing, less interested in Nok’s excuses for joining Damico than he was in the beast flailing against the man’s arm. The resemblance to a leech was uncanny. But this was no parasite, no undertrained physician’s cure-all. The thing spilling what must now be Damico, Figer, and Nok’s blood from its many wounds down the sleeve and across the front of his coat onto the floorboards was as much a creature of sorcery as the dried head it had contained—the lich, Gull thought the relic had to be, albeit of unstoried age. He glanced behind him and saw the head lying on its left side where Figer dropped it, a black halo puddled on the floor around it. He swallowed, choking the unease reaching up his throat, on its way to blossom into a scream of horror, not only at the sight of the hellish leech fastened (for the moment) to Nok’s arm, but at his sense that last night’s weirdness had not remained at that barn beside the harbor wall, but had instead clung to him, riding him all the way to the tavern like a tick.

 

Panicking, however, would solve nothing. Gull did not doubt all the screaming would have drawn the notice of at least some of his neighbors, who tended to ignore shouts and shrieks of the more mundane, inebriated variety, but who were oddly vigilant for anything of an unusual note—a consequence, undoubtedly, of two decades of the war against the Necromancers’ League. Whatever its cause, their attentiveness would summon the Clerical Guard in short order. Likely already had. If Gull didn’t want the tavern shut down for days, or longer, it would be best for him to deal with the creature squirming on Nok’s arm and the (lich’s) head on the floor quickly.

 

He squatted beside Nok; though not too close. The surest way to destroy the thing, he reckoned, would be fire. A hot enough flame would do for most things this side of the Seven Hells—and some in them. Such a solution would remove Nok from the equation, an unpleasant prospect. Gull had seen soldiers burned to death during his first year in the army, when a battalion of the Necromancers’ forces launched a surprise attack on his camp at dusk. The assault began with catapults hurling great ceramic spheres filled with a thick jelly that ignited the moment the containers shattered. The stuff clung to whatever it touched and blazed white hot. Men and women screamed, the smell of their sizzling flesh choking the air, enough like that of pork for Gull never to eat or serve the meat again. Perhaps there were worse ways to die (a question to which Gull’s fellow cooks returned on a semi-regular basis with an enthusiasm in inverse proportion to their experience), but he couldn’t imagine it. (Indeed, the only one of the Seven Hells of which he remained actively afraid was the fourth, whose living fires fed on the wrathful.) Whatever the nature of the thing struggling on Nok’s arm, there was no chance Gull was going to condemn the man to an agonizing end to be rid of it. Not to mention, kindling such a flame in the midst of the tavern’s wooden interior was not just courting disaster, but marrying and setting up house with it. A blow from the sword would cleave the creature in two, separating Nok’s arm from him in the process, almost certainly a fatal wound.

 

Time was wasting. Never the quickest when it came to the solving of conundrums, Gull felt as if his mind was mired in raw honey. From the look on his face, Nok was losing patience, building to some rash but definitive act, his eyes focused on the ceiling, his free hand hovering in the air out of the writhing creature’s reach. Gull released his grip on the sword and placed it on Nok’s shoulder. The man jerked, his gaze darting from the thing on his arm to Gull, who said, “Don’t.”

 

Nok didn’t bother pretending he didn’t know what Gull was talking about. “Have to d-do something,” he said, jaw rattling. “C-can’t stay like this f-forever.”

 

“You won’t,” Gull said. “For the moment, the thing is trapped. Doesn’t look like it can get through your coat.”

 

“That was Figer,” Nok said. “He w-wasn't much for luxury. Didn’t n-need to spend money on f-fancy clothes or the like. Only two things he insis-insisted on was a good blade and a good c-coat. I-I complained about the price of the coats he wanted. ‘You won’t be worrying about the cost,’ he says, ‘when this keeps you out of the ground.’ Which it looks like he was right about, don’t it?” The distraction of memory smoothed his speech.

 

“It’s a fine garment,” Gull said. “At least as good as what they gave us in the army.”

 

“You were a soldier? Seven Hells—Damico never told us that.”

 

“Cook,” Gull said. “If I’d been in the legions proper, they would have added a cuirass and helmet, some heavy gloves.”

 

“A cook,” Nok said. “So that’s why you run this place.” He gestured at the bar.

 

“Yes,” Gull said. “About the only thing I got out of the wars.”

 

“More than some,” Nok said.

 

Gull had no answer for that. Truth lurks in the words of the dying: a platitude passed around the kitchen from his first days in the army. How many times had he repeated it? He glanced away from Nok’s sweaty, blood-spattered features, down the length of the leather coat, whose breast was streaked red. A line of plain horn buttons fastened it up the side from shoulder to hip. With this style of coat, there would be another set of buttons underneath on the left side. First, you secured right flap to left buttons, then left flap over it to right buttons. The result was two layers of protection, which if the material was properly treated would serve you well against more attacks than you would expect. Certainly, it was keeping the hell-leech at bay—

 

Gull dropped the sword and scrambled around Nok to Figer’s corpse. The sword rang on the floorboards musically.

 

“What are you doing?” Nok said.

 

Figer’s dagger was still in his hand. Gull peeled open the man’s fingers, still warm and slick with blood, and slid the knife from them. Dagger in hand, he turned to Nok, who, no doubt thinking of the use he had made of his knife on his half-brother, whimpered.

 

“Hold still,” Gull said.

 

The edge of the blade had been chipped and worn by its contests with the creature’s hide. Nevertheless, it retained enough edge to sever the leather shanks anchoring the coat’s buttons to its material. Gull wedged the knife under the garment’s right flap and drew it down that side of the coat. Buttons popped up and rolled to the floor, striking it with a flat sound that reminded Gull of the clack of dice. With his left hand, he held up the flap and reached across Nok’s breast to the line of buttons lining the coat’s left side. This was trickier business: he couldn’t slide the knife under the flap and use it to hold the buttons in place while he cut them loose. He had always been adept at knife work, able to clean and joint a chicken in the time it took his fellow cooks to lay the bird on the block. He retained enough of his old skills for Magg to call upon him when confronted with an especially lean and tough leg of goat. Situations considerably less dramatic than the one before him now, however. He worked the point of the dagger under the topmost button, angled the edge of the weapon after it about halfway, and sawed at the shank. The button popped free and slid away to the left. Gull moved on to the next one. The creature slapped at the material, the impact shuddering it. Gull tightened his grip.

 

“My knife isn’t going to hold the beast for much longer,” Nok said.

 

Another button parted from its mooring. Gull proceeded to the one below. Newly energized, the creature thrashed at the flap. The knife slipped; Gull muttered a curse and repositioned the blade.

 

“Do you want to tell me what you’re planning?” Nok said. His voice had calmed. Probably fancies he’s ready for death, Gull thought. Wait until the hell-leech was stripping the flesh from his face: then he would discover how prepared he was.

 

“No,” Gull said. “I do not.” Finally, the button slid away after its predecessors. “What I would like is to know what Damico said to you about...” He looked up from his task, as if searching for the words in the bar’s shadowy corners, before concluding, “...everything.”

 

“I told you that already,” Nok said, sounding aggrieved.

 

“Yes,” Gull said. He didn’t want to admit he hadn’t been paying attention. He cut away the next button. Seven more to go, which was a relief, because his arm was starting to ache from lifting the fold of coat. “Tell me again.”

 

“But, why?”

 

Gull could not believe the man was debating him. “Humor me,” he said, almost losing hold of the flap when the creature thudded against it.

 

“All right,” Nok said. “Damico said he was in the Great North Woods, working with the loggers up there.”

 

“Hard to imagine that lad felling trees,” Gull said.

 

“Nah,” Nok said, “he worked in the office. Keeping track of orders and payments and the like. He was in charge of the loggers’ pay. His father got him the job. Or maybe it was his uncle. A family member, anyhow. Damico took it because he wanted to be at the far end of the Great Northern Road.”

 

“Because he learned something,” Gull said. He drew the knife back, and a button came free. “He came across a passage in a book.”

 

“No,” Nok said. “It came to him in a dream. Are you sure you were listening to me?”

 

“I may have been distracted by the beast on your arm,” Gull said. “Go on. Damico had a dream.”

 

“For weeks on end,” Nok said. “About a tomb. Actually, a room. A big room, filled with all manner of treasure. Ancient, beyond old. Underground, which was why he called it a tomb. Somewhere in the hills on the other side of the North Woods. The ones they call the Old Men. Damico said they used to be mountains, but I don’t know about that.”

 

“Me neither,” Gull said. The hell-leech flung itself against the flap. His hand was starting to cramp. “Could be, I suppose.”

 

“My ma said they were giants,” Nok said, “brothers who raged around the world causing all sorts of calamity, to the point they were always being chased by this army or that, all over the world. She had great stories about the mischief they got up to, Ma did. Figer and me was always asking her to tell us one.” Nok’s voice thickened. He swallowed, continued, “Finally, the brothers—the giants got so tired of being harried from one place to the next, they decided to lie down and have a sleep. And that’s where the hills came from.”

 

“Seems as likely as the other,” Gull said. One more button to go. “After two decades of war against the Necromancers, I find I am considerably more open-minded than I was as a younger man.”

 

“Aye,” Nok said, “I think most folks feel the same.”

 

“So,” Gull said, “Damico leaves his job and strikes off through the forest for the Old Men, where—presumably—he locates the chamber from his dreams. Which is where he finds this bag that is not a bag—or not only a bag—and the pouch of jewels.”

 

“I thought you said they was glass,” Nok said.

 

“I may have strained the truth.”

 

“You lied to us,” Nok said.

 

“They’ve been marked by sorcery,” Gull said. “You might pawn them off on some unsuspecting idiot, but it wouldn’t be long before their true nature was discovered. How much do you suppose they would be worth then?”

 

“A sorcerer might pay for them.”

 

An image from last night, the interior of the barn filled with red, hellish light, flashed before Gull’s eyes. He shook his head. “You don’t want to trifle with sorcerers.”

 

“Are you lying about that, too?” Nok said.

 

“Seven Hells,” Gull said.

 

Not a moment too soon, the last button fell away. Gull exhaled with relief, wiping his brow with his forearm. He set the dagger on the floor beside him and switched his grip on the coat flap to his right hand. He flexed his left hand, shook it, then reached across Nok to pull the coat’s underflap toward him.

 

“What are you doing?” Nok said.

 

“Do you think,” Gull said, “you can slide your right arm out of its sleeve, without,” he added, “moving your left arm?”

 

“I’ll try,” Nok said. His broad brow furrowed as he attempted to figure out the mechanics of how he was going to do this. He propped himself on his right elbow, Gull tugging the underflap, and straightened his arm, raising his shoulder and inclining his head closer to the flap against which the creature, despite the loss of what had to be most if not all the blood it had drawn from Figer and Damico, went on battering. Gull grabbed the coat’s shoulder and worked it over Nok’s. Attempting to keep his left arm steady, the man rotated and bent to the left, Gull helping to pull the sleeve down. It was, he thought, like one of the games he used to play with the neighboring kids: You have to get out of your coat, and you can only use one arm, because there’s a monster on the other one! Except those monsters were culled from the pages of their reading, not impaled on anyone’s arm; nor was the consequence of failure as dire.

 

“There,” Nok said, at last drawing his hand from the sleeve.

 

“All right,” Gull said. “Here’s what we’re going to do. I am going to throw this flap,” he tilted his head at it, “over the beast.”

 

“But it’s still on my arm,” Nok said.

 

“If you would let me finish,” Gull said. “I’ll grab the dagger through the material and remove it. When I do, you are going to pull your arm out of the coat—quickly, as fast as you can. It’ll hurt like a bastard, but you must be quick.”

 

“Then what?”

 

“I’m going to wrap up the thing in the coat,” Gull said. “While I do this, you will pick up the sword and stab the coat until it stops moving.”

 

“Your sword?”

 

“I don’t see any other.”

 

“You’re awfully trusting,” Nok said. “What if I use it to stab you?”

 

“The thing escapes and you have to deal with it,” Gull said, “alone. You were lucky with it once. If you judge your luck good for a second go, you can kill me and put your judgment to the test.”

 

Nok nodded slowly. “I guess you’re right.”

 

“Ready?” Gull said and before Nok could answer, flung the coat’s thick flap toward the creature, diving across the man, arms outstretched, to press the flap down to either side of the thing. The material bunched around dagger and beast. Gull angled forward, circling the thrashing creature with his left arm while swatting the material with his right hand, searching for the hilt. For a moment, he could not locate it, then the knife was in his grasp. Nok had driven the blade in deeply. Gull gripped the hilt and drew backward. There was a moment of resistance, then the knife slid free. Nok whined. As he went, Gull felt the blade shake as more of it moved from Nok’s muscle through the hell-leech's shuddering form. He kept going until the knife was torn from his hand, at which point Nok, with a great scream, yanked his arm out of the sleeve. Shifting to the right to allow the man out from under him, Gull gathered the empty coat around the creature, which, set loose, pitched itself against the garment, desperate to find an exit from it. Hand on the wound to his arm, Nok groaned and rolled to sitting. Through the layers of material, Gull felt the thing pressing toward him, toward his face. For a moment, his head filled with a whispering sound like the scratch of sand over stone, with a voice of such antiquity it could hardly remember how to speak. Soft, sibilant, its words unlike those of any tongue Gull knew or had heard, whatever meaning they delivered marooned on a distant shore across an ocean of time.

 

With a thunk, the sword drove down past Gull’s cheek, through the coat and the beast inside, into the floor. Startled, Gull almost relaxed his hold on the makeshift trap as Nok tugged the weapon out of the wood and stabbed the coat again. The creature struggled frantically as Nok skewered it a third, a fourth, a fifth time. A distant part of Gull was amazed at the ease with which the sword pierced the coat and thing contained in it; as far as he could see, the creature’s hide had no effect on the blade. Nok plunged the weapon into the creature again and again and again. His breathing was labored. He punctured the thing and this time struck some vital center. The hell-leech convulsed—Gull heard the murmuring voice rise to a shriek—and was still. Gull waited to make certain the creature wasn’t faking, while Nok went on stabbing it, his thrusts farther apart as his wound caught up to him. Satisfied the thing had been killed, Gull said, “You can stop. It’s dead.”

 

“Are you sure?” Nok said.

 

In reply, Gull released his hold on the coat and sat back on his haunches, wincing as his muscles reproached him. For an instant, he was afraid he’d made a terrible mistake, that the creature had waited him out; apparently, Nok shared his anxiety, because he stood with the sword over the coat, ready to strike. But the coat remained still, and Gull decided his fear was mistaken. He pushed himself to standing, Nok retreating a step and lowering the sword.

 

“Good?” Nok said.

 

“Yes,” Gull said. He glanced at Figer’s eyeless corpse, head surrounded by a pool of dark blood, at Damico’s shriveled remains, a collection of bones held together by desiccated skin and a coat more for show than use. He looked away. “Or good enough.” How he was going to explain all of this to the Clerical Guard, who were bound to be on their way, was a problem to vex a much smarter man than he. He’d be lucky to keep the tavern, let alone the sword.

 

“One more thing,” Nok said. Sword still in hand, he stumbled to where the lich’s head lay on one side. Gull realized he could no longer see the nimbus of darkness swirling around its withered shape. Nok raised his right foot, encased in a thick-soled boot, and brought it down on the head, which burst into pale dust and shards of bone. Nok ground his foot on the remnants until they were a broad smudge on the floorboards. He lifted the sword, set it on the bar top, and collapsed.

 

Pounding on the door announced the arrival of the Clerical Guard.

 

“Wonderful,” Gull said, and went to unlock the door for them.

 

* * *

 

In the end, Gull gave a (mostly) truthful account of what had taken place after Damico, Figer, and Nok entered the tavern; though he shifted the purpose of their visit from stealing the sword still on the bar top to pressuring him into accepting their purchase of the entire establishment with the pouch of ensorcelled gems. The young handsome Captain summoned by the first Guard members, who found in response the tavern host to a minor nightmare, frowned and let his eyes wander around the room’s interior, searching for whatever quality of the place could have led anyone to offer such an inflated price for it. Now Gull mentioned their interest in the sword, using a wheedling tone that suggested maybe the blade was in fact worth something? This drew a dismissive shake of the head from the officer, as Gull had hoped it would. Clearly, the Captain was unhappy with the version of events by which he was confronted, but all the evidence surrounding him only confirmed the fantastic explanation Gull had provided. He would question Nok, who (amazingly) had been found alive, though unconscious, and been carried out to the infirmary not long before the Captain’s arrival. Gull wasn’t worried about Nok’s testimony, which would be tainted by the man’s part in the effort to intimidate him, as well as by Figer’s (unintentional) death. Rather, he was surprised to find himself concerned about the big man’s fate, whether he could survive the loss of so much blood.

 

Gull sympathized with the Captain’s discontent. Despite his proximity to the events, he was not at the center of it, didn’t understand fully the drama that had played out in the bar. He felt as if he were standing too close to an enormous beast, something whose presence could not be denied but whose dimensions and shape exceeded the limits of his vision. It seemed impossible the events of this morning should be linked to those of last night—the kind of coincidence employed by third-rate storytellers—and impossible that they should not—because, as Pertra liked to say, the High Gods used coincidence like a club.

 

After the Guard departed, taking with them Damico and Figer’s remains (each on a pallet draped with a coarse blanket) and the hell-leech (re-bundled in Nok’s former coat after a lengthy examination by the Captain), it was time to clean up. Pertra had shown up early for work, near-enough to a miracle itself. She was, it turned out, curious about just why Montreau’s Sword found itself swarmed by the Clerical Guard. Gull waved her in through the crowd of gossips and busybodies, beyond the trio of Guards posted at the entrance, and shared with her the same story he’d given the Captain and the other members of the Guard, to a much more satisfying effect. Pertra loved a good tale and had a remarkable memory of those she’d heard at the bar and elsewhere. She fetched the cleaning supplies for their closet and together, she and Gull set about readying the bar for the crowd of customers he was certain the news would attract.

 

The pools and puddles of blood were the biggest challenge, having dried to tacky crusts. First, they had to be washed with warm water and soap, which produced a foamy pink liquid to be mopped up. Next, that portion of the floor had to be dried with rags and a solution smelling like goat piss poured onto the remaining stains. Vigorous scrubbing with a densely bristled brush lightened the stains to the point they might have been mistaken for the residue of other, more benign liquids. Gull, however, was not willing to rely on such confusion. With the help of Magg, whose curiosity also prodded him into work early, he dragged a couple of tables over the most persistent of the stains.

 

The spots and spatters of blood on the posts, the chairs, the tables, the walls, and bar, even the Ruminator and several bottles to either side of it, were more easily removed with rags and warm soapy water. The trouble here was ensuring all of them had been located and wiped away. Gull, Pertra, and Magg twice took turns inspecting the interior of the bar for any traces they might have missed.

 

The damage to the floor from Nok driving the sword into it Gull addressed with the tip of a metal file. He didn’t think the boards would need to be replaced.

 

This left the dust and bone splinters that had constituted the lich’s head. Gull had asked the Captain of the Clerical Guard if he would take it with him, but the man dismissed the question with a snort. Gull swept the lich’s remnants into a neat pile, which he transferred to a dustpan, which he carried out the back door down to the two outhouses, where he dumped half in one stinking hole, and the rest in the other stinking hole. A vision of a dusty wisp attempting to possess some helpless drunk’s ass made him chuckle.

 

His final task, before nodding to Pertra to unlock the front door, was to retrieve the sword’s scabbard from the floor behind the bar, return the sword to it, and rehang the sword over the bar. Holding the weapon, he had the impression the spot where Nok had crushed the lich’s head was darker than the wood around it—not stained, as with blood, but more difficult to see, as if the sun and lamplight did not shine as brightly there. A shake of the head persuaded him he might be mistaken. He stepped onto the stool and lifted the weapon above him.

 

 

For Fiona, and for David, who knows how to get his old man out of a jam

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About the Author

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John Langan is the author of two novels and five collections of stories. His second novel, The Fisherman, won the Bram Stoker and This Is Horror awards. He is one of the founders of the Shirley Jackson Awards, for which he served as a juror during the first three years. He lives in New York’s Mid-Hudson Valley with his wife and younger son, and is slowly disappearing into an office full of books. And more books.

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